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Thread poster: Dejan Škrebić
Dejan Škrebić
Dejan Škrebić  Identity Verified
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Local time: 23:45
English to Serbian
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SITE LOCALIZER
Mar 25, 2010

This morning I got this e-mail. Actually, It made me laugh so much that it brightened my daystart.

Hello.good one

my name is xxxxxxx am searching for a man who understand
the meaning of love as trust and faith in each other rather
than the one who seems love as only a way of fun but a
mattured man with a nice vission of what the world is
taking about after reading your prof
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This morning I got this e-mail. Actually, It made me laugh so much that it brightened my daystart.

Hello.good one

my name is xxxxxxx am searching for a man who understand
the meaning of love as trust and faith in each other rather
than the one who seems love as only a way of fun but a
mattured man with a nice vission of what the world is
taking about after reading your profile today in (
proz.com)
i pick intrested in you.so please repply to me
within my email address ( [email protected]
)so that i will send you my picture.and also tel you more
about me becuse i have somting impotant to tel you. i hope
we can move from here. am waiting for your immediate
response i love you with faith and trust.


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Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)
Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)  Identity Verified
Poland
Local time: 23:45
English to Polish
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hey Mar 25, 2010

In addition to love, you may participate in an inherited fortune if you just transfer $2,000 to his/her bank account!

 
Nicole Schnell
Nicole Schnell  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 14:45
English to German
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In memoriam
Aaaah, love is in the air. It's springtime, after all. Mar 25, 2010

Two days ago I reveived this one:

"hi
My emaill is([email protected] ) , i saw your
profile today in (www.proz.com) and became interested in
you
reply me with your email address
Thanks Yours in love,
jeniffer


The Proz.com team took immediate care, yet today I received the very same one from a different IP-address.

I think this
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Two days ago I reveived this one:

"hi
My emaill is([email protected] ) , i saw your
profile today in (www.proz.com) and became interested in
you
reply me with your email address
Thanks Yours in love,
jeniffer


The Proz.com team took immediate care, yet today I received the very same one from a different IP-address.

I think this person is serious. Do you think, I should get divorced?

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Colin Ryan (X)
Colin Ryan (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 23:45
Italian to English
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It's so great just to be wanted... Mar 25, 2010

I've got a couple of those emails, too.

Did you know that there are some people who claim they are fake?

Honestly, it's getting to the point where people aren't willing to believe that everlasting love and riches can jump out of the blue.

...Although now I come to think about it, one of my emails came from [email protected] as well.

That two-timing WITCH!!!


 
Nicole Schnell
Nicole Schnell  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 14:45
English to German
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In memoriam
I am jealous. Mar 25, 2010

ryancolm wrote:

I've got a couple of those emails, too.

Did you know that there are some people who claim they are fake?

Honestly, it's getting to the point where people aren't willing to believe that everlasting love and riches can jump out of the blue.

...Although now I come to think about it, one of my emails came from [email protected] as well.

That two-timing WITCH!!!



I thought she was serious. That tramp.


 
Colin Ryan (X)
Colin Ryan (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 23:45
Italian to English
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Me too. Mar 25, 2010

Nicole Schnell wrote:

I thought she was serious. That tramp.


I feel... cheated. Used. That's the only way to describe it.


 
Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)
Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)  Identity Verified
Poland
Local time: 23:45
English to Polish
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Ryan Mar 25, 2010

With a woman it's not cheating, is it?

 
Colin Ryan (X)
Colin Ryan (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 23:45
Italian to English
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Not cheating if it's a woman?! Mar 25, 2010

What do you mean, out of curiosity? Women can't cheat, but men can?

But the way Jenniferyak80 has treated me, it's like I'm nothing but a faceless proz profile on the internet, just there to be exploited...


 
Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)
Krzysztof Kajetanowicz (X)  Identity Verified
Poland
Local time: 23:45
English to Polish
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I mean Mar 25, 2010

If your woman goes for a woman, that's not the same thing as cheating.

 
TonyTK
TonyTK
German to English
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Carry on, people ... Mar 25, 2010

Krzysztof Kajetanowicz wrote:

If your woman goes for a woman, that's not the same thing as cheating.


(I like the way this is going.)


 
Mailand
Mailand  Identity Verified
Local time: 23:45
Member (2009)
Italian to German
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Oh, yes - translating has really more sides to it .... Mar 25, 2010

See - translating is not just some very dry stuff, by sad people sitting all by themselves in front of their PCs ..... We do have our adventures, too !

 
Christine Andersen
Christine Andersen  Identity Verified
Denmark
Local time: 23:45
Member (2003)
Danish to English
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And I thought all the time I was the one she loved... Mar 25, 2010

But luckily the staff removed her profile before I made contact!

Never mind, after more than 30 years with the same loving, infuriating, incorrigible but absolutely indispensable husband, it would be a terrible shock if I had to change my habits.

I bet she is not as good at fixing the car or my computer, even my Trados... There is a lot to be said for old-fashioned monogamy.



 
Colin Ryan (X)
Colin Ryan (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 23:45
Italian to English
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Gay Trados technician rights! Mar 25, 2010

Christine Andersen wrote:

I bet she is not as good at fixing the car or my computer, even my Trados... There is a lot to be said for old-fashioned monogamy.




What! You mean that gay spouses are automatically not as good as heterosexuals at fixing up cars, computers, or - and here I am really confused - TRADOS?!!!


 
Rebekka Groß (X)
Rebekka Groß (X)  Identity Verified
Local time: 22:45
English to German
You're killing me :D :D :D Mar 25, 2010

What a great threat to read to finish off the day

Though I must admit I don't get the "If your woman goes for a woman, that's not the same thing as cheating." argument. Cheating is cheating


 
Brian Young
Brian Young  Identity Verified
United States
Local time: 14:45
Danish to English
feeling left out Mar 25, 2010

Hey you lucky guys! Why do you get all the attention? And, now that I've been married for 45 years, I don't even know what all the fuss is about. Something about fixing your car? I have a new car, under warranty, and I don't (and will never) use Trados. So what else is there, I don't remember? At any rate, Nicole should not get divorced, yet. She could at least just cheat for a while. And then report back. Maybe we could all have a go at this, whatever it is.

 
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